Before Thirty

A blog for the site http://www.beforethirty.co.uk

Monday, March 12, 2007

Spam E-mail

Spam e-mail I received today:

Did you know that a recent survey showed that 85% of women actually get aroused by a man who produces "above average" semen amounts? With our pills, she'll be speechless... and defiantly coming back for more... http://wetae.com

It's so true. You often hear conversations from women that go along the lines of:

Woman 1: "I like tall guys, preferably dark and handsome."
Woman 2: "I'm not too bothered about looks, but they have to make me laugh and have a caring nature."
Woman 3: "I'm not too bothered about looks or personality but I'll tell you something, they have to able to produce a hell of a lot of spunk. Hell yes."






On another note I will update my website when life calms down a little bit...

12 Comments:

Blogger chrisbrown180 said...

I'm of the oppinion that you should move the 'maintain a website' out of the done list and in to the in progress one. 3 months is a long time John, I'm worried about you lol. Chris

8:50 PM, July 02, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"she'll be speechless... and defiantly coming back for more..."

We have date rape drugs for getting people to do things against their will. :P

P.S. I'm still waiting for an update to your FM07 career!

4:23 PM, July 18, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where are you hiding?

10:11 AM, September 28, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shhh... you'll wake him up.

12:50 PM, October 05, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Must have given up....

2:19 PM, November 17, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well I keep checking for updates, but still nothing. maybe he added "go into a coma" to the list?

10:16 AM, December 20, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do We Care anyway?

6:24 PM, December 29, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I care. Would be nice to know how you are getting on John. Some of us are still checking the site.

5:52 PM, January 30, 2008  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yep, I'm still checkin too - what's going on john?

12:55 AM, January 31, 2008  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The site has been updated but not the blog. If you get a chance John, update the blog. Would be great to find out how you are getting on with some of your tasks.

9:04 AM, March 27, 2008  
Blogger urban_fox said...

John - what's happened?? I thought one of your tasks was to maintain a website. Would love to know how you are getting on with all your tasks.

9:49 AM, November 14, 2008  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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7:46 PM, January 01, 2009  

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