Spotted

Me and the Em Led like reading the 'spotted' section in Heat. For those unfamiliar with this cultural beacon, it is basically a two page list printed in each Heat magazine which gives details of which celebrities have been spotted where. Although there are a few pictures it is normally just a one line description and the beauty of the piece is that they could all be completely made up, as the line 'Eastenders star Steve McFadden walking with a woman in North London' is probably true, as he lives there, with a woman and probably walks to places.

But on our honeymoon we actually had five 'spotted' incidences, so I thought I would publish them, Heat styl-ee...

Kelly Osbourne walking through the reception of the MGM Grand Hotel with three friends.
Steve, the bodyguard from Jerry Springer walking with his family down Las Vegas Boulevard.
David Schwimmer with friends in Hyde Park, London.
Mel B pushing her daughter and luggage on a trolly through Heathrow Airport.
The bloke who play's Chandler's boss in friends sunbathing and reading a book by the pool at the MGM Grand Hotel.

Brillant eh?

On another note, I haven't updated the website for ages, but will do this weekend.