Tia Maria with Orange Juice for Breakfast

Went on my stag do to Belfast this weekend and had an absolutely fantastic time. I have to say that it is probably the most friendly city I have ever been to as everyone we met was so helpful, polite and happy. Let's face it, I wouldn't be particulary polite to a group of drunken English lads but we tried to stay respectful and people didn't seem to take any offence by us (I did manage to annoy a Scottish bloke by making his wife watch porn, but that's a long story).

I think that I've just begun to recover and considering I haven't had a drink since Sunday evening (aside from a Tia Maria and orange juice on Monday morning for breakfast... don't ask...) we can safely say that I am getting old.

If any of the lads are reading this then thank you very much for coming along and making it such a memorable weekend. One of the great things about stag dos is that you can simply say certain words to the people that went and they will start laughing, whilst others get annoyed as they do not know what on earth you are talking about. To that end I will say:

Oxfam bin, toffee crisp, babestation, my dense farts, love machine.

"Take me somewhere that plays Girl's Aloud Nick, I wanna carry on dancing!"